18:00 – 21:00 Doctor Woof’s Cabaret Soirée & Buffet While Maspalomas Carnival erupts into full street-party chaos around Yumbo, there’s another option just a few steps away: relaxed, stylish, and deliciously grown-up. You arrive poolside, take a seat, and enjoy a nice buffet as the evening light fades. Then—quite suddenly—you’re being serenaded by a big, camp, bearded Time Lord in heels. Welcome to Doctor Woof’s Cabaret Soirée: a refined dinner cabaret with warmth, wit, and irresistible charm. Part circus ringmaster, part classic cabaret emcee, Doctor Woof adds a light sci-fi twist that gives him a distinctive flavour without ever overwhelming the experience. Vocally, this is smooth, sexy cabaret—crooning rather than shouting—drawing you in, making you laugh, and occasionally making you melt. Expect live singing, storytelling, gentle mischief, musical theatre moments, crowd-pleasers, costume changes, and plenty of charm. As a bear himself, the Doctor knows his audience: camp and fabulous without chaos, cheeky without being crude, and very different from the usual hotel show. And yes—100% live vocals. This is your shelter event for the night: a calm, welcoming oasis where you can eat well, drink, laugh, and enjoy quality entertainment before the party continues on your own terms.